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I’m different,
so I must be a loser.

sure.

salutations,

if ai agreed with youuu, we'd bouf be wronggg.

26.8.09

HEY KEEEEE...!!! 'coz i'm board, mebbe i postch fer youuu. ^_^
sho..., OKAY IF SOME GUY ASKZ YOUUU THIS QUESHUN:
"Why aren't you married yet?"
youuu better tiaow him this:
-i wuz hopin' to do somethin' meaningful with my laife.
-whut? and spoil muh great sex laife? (ehz, youuu better not be sexually active nao... ._^)
-'cuz i just luff hearin' thiz queshun.
-just lucky i guessz. ^_^
-my fiance is awaiting hiz parole.
-i'm waitin' till i'm yer age. ^_^
-i have aweady enuff laundry to do, thankiu. =_=
-'cuz i think it wud take all deh spontaneitee out of datin'.
-i'd have to forfeet my billion dollar trust fundz.
-vhad? and looze all my moneh i invested in running personal adz?
-'cuz havin' you az a husband vould be redundant. ^_^
-'cuz justin asked me furst.(nawhz, we're too young to marry, next time yesh? *WINK*) lmaoz. it's sokay, i'm not propozing yet. ^_^ sho don't hafta respond. lol. ^_^ just fer laffs. but if youuur two besteez allaow me to, i'll marry youuu one day! ^_^

<3JUSTIN
(justin time! geddit? just in time? LMFAO. ^_^)

if i say that i don't think i'm pretty, i'm looking for attention, and if i say yes, i'm a vain bitch. it's such a double standard in society; we tell girls that they should be confident and feel beautiful all the time, but then we tear down girls who are confident, out of jealousy and hate. i really don't get it.